What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:14

You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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